Jennifer Aniston's Wedding Ring

I've been on Team Jen since those pics of Angelina and Brad frolicking on a beach a few short months after their split and Brad going all Billy Idol platinum buzz cut then growing that disgusting stringy beard and all of a sudden douche-bag-homewrecker is proudly sporting a spawn-bump and everyone starts throwing shade at Jen because Heaven forfend she chose not to 'give Brad a child', because, you know, men are our overlords and we must obey.

(Go Jen go!)

But I'm sorry, her presently unidentified disaster wedding band is like putting on Bake Off and finding a rerun of Hogan's Heroes on instead. Beyond disappointing.

Chunky yellow gold split with diamond insets is just not my thing. I'm sorry...